TIPS OF THE DAY
Here at TIPS OF THE DAY.com you will see many helpful hints that will get you through your lifetime.. these hints are little tips that we have crossed paths with throughout our odd occurences in life... Please enjoy!!!!
TIP OF THE DAY: never find a bowl and buy hamspters in the same day..only bad things can come out of that
TIP OF THE DAY: when playing 21 questions with your boyfriend and they say they want to make it spicy, never ask them if their preference of mild or hot salsa
TIP OF THE DAY: the walk of shame back to your dorm after a night of alcohol in a guys dorm is always terrible, to make it go by faster...make it the run of shame.
TIP OF THE DAY: never ask your boyfriend what he thought of you the first time he ever saw you...he might actually tell the truth for once and tell you he didnt find you attractive at all...this didnt cause a fight or anything.
TIP OF THE DAY: if a man has sugar gliders, you should deffinately put the sugar gliders in thier pouch and play with them, but shouldnt ask the man to play with the pouch he has in his pants...
TIP OF THE DAY: do put cows in retail establishments, it would be to die for....literally...
TIP OF THE DAY: never like a boy who you can only talk to over facebook...he's obviously not the right guy for you. and hes prolly a facebook IMing whore.
TIP OF THE DAY: get a big box of chesseballs...do you really need an explination why?
TIP OF THE DAY: never joke around with your mom that you'll send her to a nursing home. she'll beg you not to ever do that..and not to have your brother take care of her...even she knows he'lll prolly forget about her or dump her in a river.
TIP OF THE DAY: never have a nudist as a roomate, unless ofcourse you are a nudist too.
TIP OF THE DAY: never watch a terribly sad movie alone. you'll end up calling your best friend who will try to make you laugh...as a result you will do the "laugh cry"...no one likes the laugh cry.
TIP OF THE DAY: never tell your best friend how much you eat peanut butter..they'll scare you and tell you just how fattening it is.
TIP OF THE DAY: never fall too fast for someone...in a few days they'll drop thier phone in a toilet..and you'll miss talking to them too much
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TIP OF THE MONTH: never eat too many chocolates...you may projectile vomit during a bedtime story.
TIP OF THE DAY: never bring sand(girl) to the beach(club)
TIP OF THE DAY: never go near jack hammers... they can do crazy things and come at you , like no other ...
TIP OF THE DAY: never wear work boots 2 sizes to big and walk about 2 miles.
TIP OF THE DAY: carry nuclear warfare at all times, one never knows when a KRILL will be around...
TIP OF THE DAY: stay away from men who's name resemble a small fish..they are known to eat poo.
TIP OF THE DAY: bring a whale around to eat those men...youll go far in life
TIP OF THE DAY: attempt to copy boobahs dance moves, it will get you far in life.. brittney spears back up dancer?
TIP OF THE DAY: boobahs are the best dancers...and ever better lovers than asians.
TIP OF THE DAY: never allow a boobah to enter your home, they fall asleep in weird positions.. lock all doors..
TIP OF THE DAY: don't carry butchers knifes, they will cut you.
TIP OF THE DAY: animal cruelty is against the law...
TIP OF THE DAY: never set a cat on fire.. it wil howl.
TIP OF THE DAY: contractions hurt like a bitch.. nbd though.
Helpful hint for the ladies...
TIP OF THE MONTH: Never talk to a man who has the name that resembles a small snack for a whale.
TIP OF THE DAY: If someone asks you where you're headed, never assume they're asking you for a ride. This will blow up in your face....
TIP OF THE DAY: never walk down central in halloween costumes...people may think your prostitues...
TIP OF THE DAY: Never allow someone to stick there fingers in your nose, they might and probably will get stuck...
TIP OF THE DAY: if you go in the bathroom and see little "treats" from the person before you..dont go and just walk away...and tell the persons mother.
TIP OF THE DAY: if it smells beefy , flush it ASAP , do NOT , I repeat , do NOT , let it linger..
TIP OF THE DAY: never have an overgrown naked mole rat as a pet...
TIP OF THE DAY: Don't allow your bestfriend to eat Taco Bell before going out.. there will be problems..
TIP OF THE DAY: never yell "biddies" at a group of young teenagers while driving by, they might have eggs..
TIP OF THE DAY: Don't put baby oil on your butt, you will fall in the toilet and you will be stuck..
TIP OF THE DAY: make sure to check ingredients in make up...you may wind up with a face full of hives.
TIP OF THE DAY: never attempt to hide your face in a hood, you will look like the retarded guy in "The Benchwarmers," who one will see hiding in a closet..
TIP OF THE DAY: never eat a whole bunch of chicken wing dip...it'll be deadly the next day.
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